Sketches New and Old, Part 2.
Mark Twain · English
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Sketches New and Old, Part 2.
Mark Twain · English
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ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS [written about 1865] "MORAL STATISTICIAN."—I don't want any of your statistics; I took your whole batch and lit my pipe with it. I hate your kind of people. You are always ciphering out how much a man's health is injured, and how much his intellect is impaired, and how many pitiful dollars and cents he wastes in the course of ninety-two years' indulgence in the fatal practice of smoking; and in the equally fatal practice of drinking coffee; and
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