原文 (英语)

By George Barr McCutcheon CONTENTS CHAPTER I — I MAKE NO EFFORT TO DEFEND MYSELF CHAPTER II — I DEFEND MY PROPERTY CHAPTER III — I CONVERSE WITH A MYSTERY CHAPTER IV — I BECOME AN ANCESTOR CHAPTER V — I MEET THE FOE AND FALL CHAPTER VI — I DISCUSS MATRIMONY CHAPTER VII — I RECEIVE VISITORS CHAPTER VIII — I RESORT TO DIPLOMACY CHAPTER IX — I AM INVITED OUT TO DINNER CHAPTER X — I AGR